Monday 11 April 2016

Lawyer jokes, I have some good news and some bad news.

Lawyer jokes, I have some good news and some bad news.

The Lawyer tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
“What’s the bad news?” asks the accused.
“The bad news is, your blood 
is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”
“What’s the good news?”
“Your cholesterol is 130.”

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